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Did anyone else think this was going to be an Onion article? maybe it will bring about world peace.. who would make great partners. i love the bit with the giant soccer ball if any other animal shows up on whatever we're watching. Wow something called the ***** would really be a pisser. If it were any other teams, I'd be more excited. it shouldn't matter what other people think. So, he should have used a Tazer? Wow. gosh:)=))) damn Am I wrong?